Grab a sturdy pot or a Dutch oven and pour in enough vegetable oil to get about 4-5 inches deep. Pop an oil or candy thermometer in and gently heat the oil to a steady 375°F (190°C). Keeping this temperature just right is crucial for perfectly crispy, non-greasy pies!
In a medium-sized bowl, combine your softened cream cheese, ¼ cup granulated sugar, and ½ teaspoon vanilla extract. Use a hand mixer to beat them until the mixture is beautifully smooth and creamy.
Unroll your refrigerated pie crust. Find a 5-6 inch bowl or a large cookie cutter to gently trace and cut out 6 perfect round shapes. If your crust needs a little extra room, just roll it out a bit more with a rolling pin.
Spoon a generous tablespoon of your creamy cheesecake filling and about two tablespoons of the strawberry pie filling onto one half of each crust round. Remember, don't overfill – a happy pie is a well-filled, not overflowing, pie!
Lightly dab a little water around the edges of the crust with your finger. Fold the empty half of the crust over the filling to create a half-moon shape. Press the edges together firmly with your fingers, then use a fork to crimp all around the sealed edge. This makes sure all that delicious filling stays put!
In a small bowl, whisk together the ½ cup powdered sugar, 1 teaspoon corn syrup, and 1 tablespoon water until you have a smooth, pourable glaze. Set it aside for later.
Carefully lower one hand pie at a time into the hot oil. Fry for about 2-3 minutes, flipping halfway through, until both sides are a gorgeous deep golden brown.
Using a slotted spoon, carefully lift the fried pie from the oil and place it immediately on a paper towel-lined plate to soak up any extra oil. While it's still warm, grab your pastry brush and generously coat both sides with your prepared glaze.
Continue the frying and glazing process with the remaining hand pies. Serve them warm for an incredibly satisfying treat!